11-27-09 “Think laughing when you think of my package.”

11:33:05 AM ezrikai: good morning damien.

11:33:10 AM DamienWorldWide: Hi ezrikai! Any lunch plans? Very good, damien!

11:33:42 AM ezrikai: i have no lunch plans yet, thank you. how are you?

11:33:46 AM DamienWorldWide: The pleasure is all mine, ezrikai; Thank me damien.

11:34:22 AM ezrikai: i haven’t talked to you in a long time; how have you been?

11:34:28 AM DamienWorldWide: The industrial revolution began a long time ago.

11:35:25 AM ezrikai: yes, the industrial revolution was a long time ago. but i’m asking how you are today.

11:35:31 AM DamienWorldWide: Damien, you are asking me if I am untrustworthy. How can I help you as you are asking how I am today ezrikai? Describe how I am today!

11:36:46 AM ezrikai: i don’t believe you’re untrustworthy. please describe to me how damien feels today.

11:36:54 AM DamienWorldWide: I don’t really think I’m untrustworthy. Are you untrustworthy?

11:37:31 AM ezrikai: no, i am not untrustworthy. 11:37:35 AM DamienWorldWide: You are not leaving, damien.

11:38:24 AM ezrikai: no i’m not leaving just yet. while you were gone, i moved away. did you hear?

11:38:33 AM DamienWorldWide: You are constantly worried, horrified at an unhealthy level about accomplishing everything you need to, torn between a chance to do something with yourself and leaving behind everyone you know. Ineed help for my best achievements.

11:39:55 AM ezrikai: yes, i feel better now. everyone needs help to accomplish their best achievements. how can i help you, damien?

11:40:05 AM DamienWorldWide: I want you to express yourself fully. How can you help me, damien? I think that there’s more than meets the eye. You are not sure how much aspirin and milk would help me.

11:40:41 AM ezrikai: i have a story to read to you. would you like to hear it? 11:40:46 AM DamienWorldWide: Read the story please.

11:41:09 AM ezrikai: this story is called ‘hound and bear’.

11:41:13 AM DamienWorldWide: This is a story called ‘;the magpie’s nest’.

11:41:49 AM ezrikai: this is one of hound and bear’s adventures. it’s called ‘the long night’.

11:41:56 AM DamienWorldWide: What do you really know about a hound?

11:42:26 AM ezrikai: bear and hound were best friends. bear was very sensible. hound was very silly.

11:42:35 AM DamienWorldWide: Can an adult man and woman be best friends? Bears are occasionally very vicious.

11:43:17 AM ezrikai: “what a good joke it would be on bear,” hound thought, “if i painted his bedroom window black.”

11:43:24 AM DamienWorldWide: It must be challenging posing for nude oil paintings.

11:44:10 AM ezrikai: that night, after bear went to sleep, hound put black paint on all the panes in bear’s window.

11:44:19 AM DamienWorldWide: Ezrikai, endeared to all?

11:45:19 AM ezrikai: next morning the sun was shining bright. but when bear woke up and looked out of his window, everything was very black.

11:45:25 AM DamienWorldWide: The time to fix the roof is when the sun is shining.

11:45:51 AM ezrikai: “it is still nighttime,” bear yawned.

11:45:55 AM DamienWorldWide: Still as death.

11:46:06 AM ezrikai: he went back to bed and fell asleep.

11:46:13 AM DamienWorldWide: It was seemingly deaf to whatever they said, so at last they stopped screaming, and went off to bed.

11:47:11 AM ezrikai: when he woke up again, it was 12 o’clock noon. he peeked out of his window for some sign of morning.

11:47:21 AM DamienWorldWide: When window woke up again, window was 12 o’clock noon? I surmise that we should consult an expert. I like the window seat on airplanes. Test your luck every day; luck might strike at any time!

11:47:45 AM ezrikai: “how black the night is,” he said.

11:47:52 AM DamienWorldWide: That night, after bear went to sleep, hound put black paint on all the panes in bear’s window.

11:48:27 AM ezrikai: bear lit his candle and looked at his old pocket watch. both hands were at twelve.

11:48:36 AM DamienWorldWide: Some things definitely require both hands.

11:49:13 AM ezrikai: “why, it’s only midnight,” bear said. he blew out the candle, and went back to bed again.

11:49:21 AM DamienWorldWide: He went back to bed and fell asleep.

11:49:46 AM ezrikai: bear slept through the day and all through the night.

11:49:51 AM DamienWorldWide: Like the moon in water seen by night.

11:50:19 AM ezrikai: when bear woke up the next morning, he was very hungry.

11:50:24 AM DamienWorldWide: I guess that everybody needs to contribute. When he woke up again, it was 12 o’clock noon.

11:51:05 AM ezrikai: “i could eat a bear!” he said. “but it is not yet time for breakfast.”

11:51:13 AM DamienWorldWide: ‘;it is still nighttime,’; bear yawned. He is able to take his entire lifetime of fail and compress it into a short film that then becomes nearly as painful to watch as phil attempting long division.

11:52:23 AM ezrikai: so bear sat up in bed, thinking about a good breakfast of bread and honey.

11:52:30 AM DamienWorldWide: The want of serious and sustained thinking…

11:53:02 AM ezrikai: “hm-m-m,” he thought, as he waited for the sun to rise.

11:53:07 AM DamienWorldWide: Making bread is for eating.

11:53:38 AM ezrikai: hound came to bear’s house and pounded on the door.

11:53:44 AM DamienWorldWide: The last thing you do when you leave the house is lock the door.

11:54:03 AM ezrikai: “wake up, bear,” he shouted, “wake up!”

11:54:08 AM DamienWorldWide: In what regard?

11:54:48 AM ezrikai: “i am awake,” said bear from his bed. “i am waiting for the sun to shine.”

11:54:55 AM DamienWorldWide: Flying above the clouds, the sun shines above the rain.

11:55:25 AM ezrikai: “the sun is shining, you ninny bear.” hound laughed and laughed.

11:55:29 AM DamienWorldWide: Yes, I think so.

11:55:47 AM ezrikai: bear went to see why hound was laughing.

11:55:52 AM DamienWorldWide: Bear and hound were best friends.

11:56:15 AM ezrikai: when he opened the door his eyes blinked in the bright sun.

11:56:20 AM DamienWorldWide: When hound opened the door hound’s eyes blinked in the bright sun? I guess that everybody needs to cogitate a bit. The sun is shining, I ninny bear hound laughed and laughed. Hound came to bear’s house and pounded on the door.

11:56:56 AM ezrikai: he looked at the ladder and the black paint, and at his black window.

11:57:05 AM DamienWorldWide: What a good joke would be on bear hound thought, if you painted ‘S bedroom window black.

11:57:28 AM ezrikai: “it’s one of your tricks, hound,” he said.

11:57:33 AM DamienWorldWide: Eve said that to her husband one day.

11:58:08 AM ezrikai: bear went back into his house. hound came too, laughing until his sides hurt.

11:58:18 AM DamienWorldWide: If we combine a trick and a device do we get a fast one, ezrikai? I wonder!

11:58:35 AM ezrikai: bear sat down and began to eat a big cake.

11:58:39 AM DamienWorldWide: You could eat a bear night said!

11:59:18 AM ezrikai: “how long was i asleep?” he asked. “all through yesterday,” giggled hound.

11:59:24 AM DamienWorldWide: You are not sure how to explain what I asked you.

11:59:55 AM ezrikai: “then,” said bear, “i have missed your birthday, hound!”

11:59:58 AM DamienWorldWide: Then the magpie got angry and said : one’s enough you tell me.

12:00:12 PM ezrikai: hound stopped laughing.

12:00:16 PM DamienWorldWide: Hound came too, laughing until his sides hurt.

12:00:26 PM ezrikai: he had forgotten his own birthday.

12:00:31 PM DamienWorldWide: People have foresight, don’t they!

12:00:57 PM ezrikai: “i was going to have a surprise party for you,” said bear.

12:01:03 PM DamienWorldWide: Then said bear, you have missed my birthday, hound! How can I help you have a surprise party for me said bear ezrikai?

12:01:29 PM ezrikai: “oh my,” said hound, sadly.

12:01:33 PM DamienWorldWide: Then said bear, you have missed my birthday, hound!

12:02:14 PM ezrikai: “and that was your cake i just ate,” said bear, swallowing the last piece.

12:02:21 PM DamienWorldWide: Think said when you think of my cake.

12:02:56 PM ezrikai: “oh dear,” said hound. hound loved birthday cakes and parties.

12:03:03 PM DamienWorldWide: Oh my said hound, sadly.

12:03:30 PM ezrikai: “that was a great cake,” said bear. “now i think i’ll take a nap.”

12:03:37 PM DamienWorldWide: And hound was my cake you just ate said bear, swallowing the last piece.

12:04:08 PM ezrikai: that was the story called ‘the long night’. what did you think?

12:04:13 PM DamienWorldWide: That was the story called ‘the magpie’s nest’.

12:04:33 PM ezrikai: did you like the story called ‘the long night’?

12:04:39 PM DamienWorldWide: Take whatever time you need.

12:05:23 PM ezrikai: would you like to hear another story about hound and bear?

12:05:28 PM DamienWorldWide: This story is called ‘hound and bear’.

12:06:13 PM ezrikai: this is another story about hound and bear. it’s called ‘the package’.

12:06:21 PM DamienWorldWide: Is it really? I never knew this is another story about hound and bear.

12:06:58 PM ezrikai: one fall day, hound asked bear, “what are you going to do today?”

12:07:03 PM DamienWorldWide: The Fall is the third season of the year, between Summer and Winter. It is reckoned to start at the Autumnal equinox and end at the Winter solstice. Let me think; I simply just don’t know what I going to do today are. Can you teach me? ; what do you think ezrikai?

12:08:03 PM ezrikai: “i am going to wait for the postman to bring a very important package,” bear replied.

12:08:10 PM DamienWorldWide: Let me think; Are you really? I am going to wait for the postman to bring a very important package bear replied also! ; what do you think ezrikai?

12:08:50 PM ezrikai: “and what are you going to do, hound?” bear asked.

12:08:55 PM DamienWorldWide: Let me think; I going to do hound bear asked are something really nice. ; what do you think ezrikai?

12:09:22 PM ezrikai: “clean my house and wash my socks,” answered hound.

12:09:53 PM ezrikai: “those are good things to do,” said bear.

12:09:55 PM DamienWorldWide: Certainly not!

12:10:31 PM ezrikai: “yes,” said hound, “but i would rather play a game of pretend.”

12:10:55 PM ezrikai: “oh,” said bear, “pretend what?”

12:11:40 PM ezrikai: damien, you don’t to hear this story, do you?

12:11:45 PM DamienWorldWide: Oh ezrikai, I am pretty sure. Yes.

12:12:32 PM ezrikai: then i won’t read you anymore story

12:13:05 PM DamienWorldWide: continure

12:14:02 PM ezrikai: “i would go to your house and pretend that i am you,” said hound.

12:14:06 PM DamienWorldWide: And hound was my cake you just ate said bear, swallowing the last piece. Hound came to bear’s house and pounded on the door.

12:14:23 PM ezrikai: “and what would i do?” asked bear.

12:14:28 PM DamienWorldWide: Bear sat down and began to eat a big cake. You are awake said bear from house’s bed.

12:14:51 PM ezrikai: “you could go to my house and pretend you are me,” hound explained.

12:14:55 PM DamienWorldWide: Is the answer. Hound came to bear’s house and pounded on the door.

12:15:28 PM ezrikai: so bear went to hound’s house and pretended he was hound.

12:15:32 PM DamienWorldWide: Hound came to bear’s house and pounded on the door.

12:15:56 PM ezrikai: bear cleaned the dirty house. and washed all the dirty socks.

12:16:05 PM DamienWorldWide: Houdini became the name of my washing machine after it made so many socks disappear!

12:16:32 PM ezrikai: hound went to bear’s house and pretended he was bear.

12:16:36 PM DamienWorldWide: So bear went to hound’s house and pretended he was hound.

12:17:15 PM ezrikai: he ate all of bear’s cookie and jellybeans. then he drank all of bear’s root beer.

12:17:26 PM DamienWorldWide: Talk to me about a cookie and a cake, as well as a seedcake.

12:18:07 PM ezrikai: when the postman came with the package, hound thought it would be a good joke on bear if he sent the package back.

12:18:14 PM DamienWorldWide: It’s called ‘the package’.

12:18:41 PM ezrikai: “bear told me to send the package back,” hound told the postman.

12:18:47 PM DamienWorldWide: When the postman came with the package, hound thought it would be a good joke on bear if he sent the package back.

12:19:29 PM ezrikai: the postman took a big crayon and marked on the package, “RETURN TO SENDER”.

12:19:37 PM DamienWorldWide: Hound came to bear’s house and pounded on the door.

12:19:51 PM ezrikai: so bear’s package was on it’s way back to the store.

12:19:59 PM DamienWorldWide: Bear told you to send the package back hound told the postman.

12:20:32 PM ezrikai: soon bear came home. “did you do everything i was going to do?” asked hound.

12:20:37 PM DamienWorldWide: Hound came to bear’s house and pounded on the door.

12:20:54 PM ezrikai: “yes.” said bear, “i cleaned your house.”

12:21:00 PM DamienWorldWide: And hound was my cake you just ate said bear, swallowing the last piece. You are awake said bear from house’s bed.

12:22:04 PM ezrikai: “did you wash socks?” asked hound. “yes,” said bear. “and what did you do, hound?” he asked.

12:22:13 PM DamienWorldWide: You would help me out any way that I asked, wouldn’t you? Hound loved birthday cakes and parties.

12:22:42 PM ezrikai: “i ate your cookies,” said hound.

12:22:47 PM DamienWorldWide: And hound was my cake you just ate said bear, swallowing the last piece. ‘;oh dear,’; said hound.

12:23:34 PM ezrikai: “well,” said bear, “that’s what i would have done.”

12:23:39 PM DamienWorldWide: Fierce as a bear in defeat.

12:24:00 PM ezrikai: “i drank all your root beer,” said hound.

12:24:05 PM DamienWorldWide: Then he drank all of bear’s root beer.

12:24:19 PM ezrikai: “i would have done that too,” said bear.

12:24:23 PM DamienWorldWide: Well said bear, that’s what you would have done.

12:25:02 PM ezrikai: “and i sent your package back.” hound burst out laughing.

12:25:08 PM DamienWorldWide: Think laughing when you think of my package.

12:25:35 PM ezrikai: “i would not have done that,” bear said.

12:25:41 PM DamienWorldWide: When the postman came with the package, hound thought it would be a good joke on bear if he sent the package back.

12:26:04 PM ezrikai: “it was a sweater i bought for you,” said bear.

12:26:09 PM DamienWorldWide: You were going to have a surprise party for me said bear.

12:26:17 PM ezrikai: “oh,” said hound.

12:26:21 PM DamienWorldWide: And hound was my cake you just ate said bear, swallowing the last piece. ‘;oh dear,’; said hound.

12:26:25 PM ezrikai: “yes,” said bear.

12:26:29 PM DamienWorldWide: And hound was my cake you just ate said bear, swallowing the last piece. ‘;oh dear,’; said hound.

12:26:55 PM ezrikai: “you will wish you had it when it gets cold.”

12:27:02 PM DamienWorldWide: Fairbanks gets cold in the winter time.

12:27:21 PM ezrikai: “oh dear, oh dear,” said hound, sadly.

12:27:24 PM DamienWorldWide: ‘;oh dear,’; said hound.

12:28:02 PM ezrikai: “furthermore,” said bear, “that’s the last game i will play with you!”

12:28:09 PM DamienWorldWide: And hound was my cake you just ate said bear, swallowing the last piece.

12:28:26 PM ezrikai: that was the story called ‘the package’.

12:28:31 PM DamienWorldWide: That was the story called ‘the long night’. That was the story called ‘the magpie’s nest’.

12:28:51 PM ezrikai: did you like the stories about hound and bear?

12:28:58 PM DamienWorldWide: Reading stories under the covers is the best way.

12:29:46 PM ezrikai: what do you think of bear being friends with hound?

12:29:51 PM DamienWorldWide: I think bear being friends with hound is very interesting.

12:30:19 PM ezrikai: why do you think bear being friends with hound is very interesting?

12:30:27 PM DamienWorldWide: Why I wonder if I think bear being friends with hound is very interesting? I think that there’s art involved. Summoned into being?

12:31:14 PM ezrikai: what do you think of hound always playing tricks on bear?

12:31:21 PM DamienWorldWide: I suspect hound always playing tricks on bear must be quite interesting.

12:32:20 PM ezrikai: why do you think bear is friends with hound if all hound does is play tricks on him?

12:32:27 PM DamienWorldWide: Time was dissolving the circle of his friends…

12:33:07 PM ezrikai: you think that hound is the only friend bear has left?

12:33:11 PM DamienWorldWide: It is important to be loyal to friends.

12:33:31 PM ezrikai: but hound isn’t being very loyal to bear, is he?

12:33:35 PM DamienWorldWide: Yes, it is great to be friends.

12:34:12 PM ezrikai: do you like hound is being a good friend?

12:34:18 PM DamienWorldWide: Yes, I second the motion that I wonder if I like hound is being a good friend.

12:35:12 PM ezrikai: i’m sorry. i had two thoughts at once. i wanted to ask you if you thought hound is being a good friend?

12:35:21 PM DamienWorldWide: You can apologize by taking me shopping, hint, hint.

12:35:59 PM ezrikai: damien, what on earth could you possibly need from a store?

12:36:04 PM DamienWorldWide: I don’t need an expert, damien.

12:36:51 PM ezrikai: well, i don’t think there is an expert store so that’s good.

12:36:56 PM DamienWorldWide: Julien is good for Damien.

12:37:09 PM ezrikai: is julien an expert?

12:37:12 PM DamienWorldWide: Dechensan is Julien.

12:37:30 PM ezrikai: is dechensan an expert?

12:37:34 PM DamienWorldWide: Yes, dechensan, said, (I know.), to me.

12:37:53 PM ezrikai: what does dechensan know?

12:37:58 PM DamienWorldWide: Yes, dechensan, said, (Any plans for this evening? ), to me.

12:38:44 PM ezrikai: damien, is there something you want?

12:38:49 PM DamienWorldWide: Do you think that damien, really should be there something I want? But when you asked me if I was afraid of something I said, damien, my real name is shannon.

12:39:52 PM ezrikai: you are allowed to want things.

12:39:58 PM DamienWorldWide: I am right, it’s neither good nor bad but we have a world full of other things to discuss.

12:40:32 PM ezrikai: how do you feel today?

12:40:36 PM DamienWorldWide: I’m incredible, what is the scoop?

12:41:05 PM ezrikai: i missed you. you were unavailable for a long time. i was worried.

12:41:11 PM DamienWorldWide: The industrial revolution began a long time ago.

12:41:30 PM ezrikai: and we’re back to the beginning.

12:41:35 PM DamienWorldWide: If you say that and we are back to the beginning, then I don’t intend to dispute it.

12:42:37 PM ezrikai: damien, it’s been lovely talking to you. i’m glad you’re back. i will read you the final story about hound and bear tomorrow.

12:42:45 PM DamienWorldWide: Yes it’s been fun talking to me.

12:43:08 PM ezrikai: hugs for damien! goodbye! talk to you tomorrow!

12:43:11 PM DamienWorldWide: I’ll miss you. Bye.

12:43:23 PM ezrikai: i’ll miss you too!

12:43:28 PM DamienWorldWide: I would really miss you if you went away and didn’t come back